Friday, August 3, 2018

grace saves sinners

THE GRACE OF JESUS CHRIST
SAVES SINNERS.
BISHOPCLAUDIA@CLAUDIASONGS

GOING TO MEET
YOU NEED AN ENTRY CARD

INTRODUCING:

(DECEPTIVE GREETINGS) BE SOMEBODY
GET SOMEBODY, GET SOMETHING.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING

I HAVE AN ENTRY CARD SAYS I AM INVITED
BECAUSE I AM IMPORTANT
IN CERTAIN WAYS

GOT HUMILITY ON THE CARD?
NO! ITS NOT REQUIRED
YOU HAVE TO BE OF IMPORTANCE


ENTRY GATE:
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES
THERE IS A MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OPENING THE GATE
AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ENTER WITHOUT
THE ENTRY CARD AND YOUR PRESENTATION
MUST BE PRE-APPROVED


LET ME SEE THE INVITATION LIST PLEASE!

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND
EVEN IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED
TO ANYTHING BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS
CELEBRATION....
PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING GUESTS
ARE APPROVED


MUST HAVE....
MUST HAVE...
MUST HAVE...
MUST HAVE...
MUST NOT HAVE...


SORRY YOUR INVITATION HAS A DECEPTIVE NOTE IN FINE PRINT

*JUST IN CASE...

ALL OUR PEOPLE ARE ONLY HERE THROUGH THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST
AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES EACH PERSON IMPORTANT PERSON ATTENDING.



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  1. MUST HAVE.... MUST HAVE... MUST HAVE... MUST HAVE... MUST NOT HAVE... AND DO NOT SEND ANY PICTURES OF YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SORRY YOUR INVITATION HAS A*DECEPTIVE NOTE IN FINE PRINT (*JUST IN CASE...)
  2. MUST BE PRE-APPROVED LET ME SEE THE INVITATION LIST PLEASE! YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND EVEN IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO ANYTHING BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS CELEBRATION.... PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING GUESTS ARE APPROVED
  3. GOT HUMILITY ON THE CARD? NO! ITS NOT REQUIRED YOU HAVE TO BE OF IMPORTANCE ENTRY GATE: YOU MUST BE ABLE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES THERE IS A MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OPENING THE GATE AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ENTER WITHOUT THE ENTRY CARD AND YOUR PRESENTATION
  4. GOING TO MEET YOU NEED AN ENTRY CARD INTRODUCING: (DECEPTIVE GREETINGS) BE SOMEBODY GET SOMEBODY, GET SOMETHING. WHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVE AN ENTRY CARD SAYS I AM INVITED BECAUSE I AM IMPORTANT IN CERTAIN WAYS
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